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Saturday, August 29, 2009

!SIDESTORY3! TASF GOES GROCERY SHOPPING AT AN ASIAN SUPERSTORE PART 1

(a/n: it's been awhile... suprise suprise, its another sidestory! TASF ch.3 is currently on hold due to writers block T_T also.. this sidestory for you guys to get happy (you know... since school is starting soon... what a downer))

!SIDESTORY3! TASF GOES GROCERY SHOPPING AT AN ASIAN SUPERSTORE PART 1

!DREAM FLASH (a/n: WOAH WE NEVER HAD ONE OF THOES XD )!


"Give me a another red cupcake" Kimberly said to Sophia as she pointed to the mountain of red
cupcakes behind her. (a/n: Sophia, Kimberly and cupcakes... where have i heard this before? XD )


"Here." Sophia spoke in a monotone voice as she handed Kimberly the cupcake.


"Thank you" Kimberly said, taking the cupcake from Sophia and lining it up with what looked like a colorful field of roughly a 1000 cupcake; and if you looked at it from the ariel view... a portrait of Micky Yoochun made of cupcakes could be seen smiling back at you.

"Hm... and I think that's it." Kimberly said as she stood back to admire her work; right before she dived right into it.


"AH HA HA HA HAAA HA" Kimberly laughed as she rolled around, crushing all the cupcakes she had carefully placed.


"HAHAHAHA HA HA" Kimberly contained but...


"KIMBERLY, GET YOUR ASS UP!" a voice rang out of nowhere


!DREAM FLASH END!


"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Kimberly moaned as she slapped away a hand that was trying to pry her eyelid open.

"JUST GIVE ME FIVE MORE MINUTES!" Kimberly yelled as she pulled her favorite Hello Kitty blanket over her head.

But a hand roughly pulled the warm pink blanket to the floor, leaving a squriming Kimberly in a tank top and short shorts yelling 'I'm COLD, I'm COLD'.

"Where's my blanket" Kimberly yelled as she finally opened her eyes only to meet the face of no one other than her cousin, standing on the bunk bed ladder.

"Hurry and get up! Helen said we have to grocery shopping today" Diana said as she got off the ladder, and started to walk out the door.

"And if you don't get up in 10 minutes, I'm gonna tell Sophia about the stashes of forgotten candy you have around the apartment."

"OK, OK, I'm up"

(a/n: TASF ALWAYS GOES GROCERY SHOPPING AS A GROUP BECAUSE 1 PERSON CAN NOT SHOP FOR 7 PEOPLE...

!FLASHBACK WITHIN AN A/N:!

~One day when only Joan went Grocery Shopping

"Hey guys, I'm back." Joan announced to the TASF APARTMENT as she dropped the gocery bags on the table and the rest of TASF came running out.

"WOOOHOO! DID YOU GET ME MY SHRIMP FLAVORED CHIPS?" Jessie asked as she looked through the grocery bags.

"No no no Jessie, they have a lot of MSG in them... so I got you some of these instead..." Joan explained as she held up a bag of SUPER BLAND NO MSG GUARANTEED CHIPS.

"Where's my box of Recess's Pieces" Kimberly asked as she rummaged through the bags of food, only to find a box of fruit snacks instead...

"I thought that was a healthier choice."

~ When Connie when grocery shopping...

"Hey guys, I brought back the groceries." Connie yelled as she dropped the bags of food on the table.

"We ran out of butter, Did you buy some?" Helen asked as she ransacked through the groceries.

"Yeah, they were having this great sale buy 15 get the next box half price" Connie said as she happily held up the C grade butter.

(...it be pointless to describe everyone's shopping experience... just know that we all FAIL.)


!FLASHBACK WITHIN AN A/N: END! )

"Hey, is Kimberly awake yet?" Joan asked as looked up at Diana from one of her gossip magazines.

"Yeah, but its probably gonna be another 30 minutes before she done." Diana said as she walked over to the kitchen table and jacked one of Connie's Poptarts.

"HEY!" Connie protested, but gave up on the breakfast pastry.

"Is Julie back from the Coffee Shop?" Connie asked Sophia who was working hard getting a stain of the kitchen table.

"No, her and Helen are down getting their paychecks" Sophia said as she finished and had a look of satisfaction on her face.

"Are they-" Jessie started but...

"GAHHHH! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?" Kimberly yelled from her room.

~an hour later....

"We're back." Julie announced as she and Helen walking into a supposedly empty apartment

"What the... Where the hell are they I told them to be ready to go when we get bac-" Helen ranted but the shouts from Kimberly, Helen, Jessie, and Sophia room interrupted her.

~
"HERE PUT THESE SOCKS ON..."

"NO, I DON'T LIKE THOSE"

"WHO CARES, JUST PUT THEM ON."

"NO"

"HURRY UP, HELEN AND JULIE ARE GONNA BE BACK SOON"

"SOMEONE GRAB HER LEG."

"HEY WAIT, I'M GONNA FAL-"

*insert loud thud*

Julie and Helen quickly walked to the room where all the ruckus was coming from, and open the door and they were greeted by the sight of Connie and Sophia holding an uncooperative Kimberly's arms to the floor. While Diana was holding onto one leg, and Joan the other... trying to put a sock on one foot.

"Kodak moment" Julie said as she snapped a picture of the scene before her with her phone.

~another hour later...

"HURRY UP AND GET IN... I DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT IN RUSH HOUR AND BE FIGHTING WITH SOME 50 YEAR OLD ASIAN WOMAN FOR PARKING JUST CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE LAGGING BEHIND." Helen yelled as the rest of TASF slowly got in the car.

"Yeah yeah." TASF mumbled.

~FINDING PARKING

"HEY HELEN THERE'S A SPACE RIGHT THERE" Connie said pointing at the spot next to the handicap spot, which was almost right next to the store extrance.

But as soon as Helen started for the spot, another car zoomed past them and into the spot.

"HEY, WHAT THE..." Helen yelled.

"We should just park in the handicap spot... Joan pretend to be crippled." Kimberly suggested.


A/n: HA, will we ever find parking? WAIT FOR UPDATE ON PART 2 (:

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Sunday, August 16, 2009

!SIDESTORY2! TASF GOES TO DISNEYLAND (Part 3)

(a/n; finally inside DISNEYLAND... oh this is gonna be long...continued)

!SIDESTORY2! WTF, WHERE'S KIMBERLY?

~~ In front of King Arthur's Carousel

"Ok, maybe someone should call her again." Brenda said as she turned to look at the little kids getting on the colorful ponies.

"Tried, her phones off." Helen said after yet another call lead to voicemail and leaned against the ride's railing.

"Hey is that her, no, wait that, no, tha-, no" Connie said, as she scanned the crowd in front.

TASF (minus Kimberly) had split up into 2 groups ( Julie, Helen, Connie, Brenda. & Sophia, Diana, Jessie, Joan) to search for Kimberly. They planned to only search for an hour and meet up at Frontierland, in front of Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. And right now, Julie's group happen to be in front of the carousel.

"Well she obviously isn't here, and it's almost an hour already; let's go to Frontierland."Julie said checking the time on her phone.

With a big sigh, they turned their backs and walked off. Almost as soon as they did, the carousel began and the high squeals of 6 year olds could be heard. And as the ride turned to face the exact spot where Helen was standing, of all people to see, Kimberly was on one of the ponies, a mickey mouse balloon in one hand, & half eaten candy apple in the other. Laughing her ass off.

~~Finally in front of Big Thunder Mountain RailRoad

"GREAT, now Joan won't pick up her phone. " Helen said as she threw her hands in the air dramatically.

"Well I'm sure..." Brenda began.

"Wait i think i see them." Connie said pointing to the group walking towards them

"What happened? Why didn't you pick up your phone?" Helen questioned immediately.

"Dude, you don't wanna know what happened." Diana said as she took a seat next to Connie, and took a sip of her drink.

"GONNA EXPLAIN?" Helen asked.

"Well we were wandering around Fantasyland, and then there was this dude in a Tigger costume looking towards us, and motioning for us to take a picture with him, We were like okaaaaaaay... and when we went to take a picture, he like..." Sophia said, unable to continue.

"HE FELT JOAN UP" Jessie finished.

"WHAT?!?" Julie, Helen, Connie, and Brenda all yelled.

"Of course... she did beat the crap outta him." Sophia continued.

"Which was quite a sight to see, of course I have it on film." Diana said taking out her camera. And sure enough on the video, Joan beating the crap outta the Tigger. "This is so going on youtube."

"Oh Joan." Julie said laughing at the video. "What happened after?"

"IDK, we got the hell outta there when a Mickey and Donald came..." Diana continued.

"SOOO, you guys think we should look for still look for Kimberly?" Joan asked, trying to change the subject.

"MAN, if she doesn't pick up her phone this time, we are gonna not gonna look for her." Helen said as she put the phone on speakerphone & let everyone hear.

I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is currently unavailable. If you would like...

Rides TASF (minus Kimberly) WENT ON AFTER:
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
Indiana Jones Adventure
Enchanted Tiki Room
Jungle Cruise
& currently on...

Pirates of the Caribbean the ride...

"Woah..." Jessie raved as TASF watched the daily pirate life depicted around them on the ride

"AH!" TASF yelled as the boat suddenly went down a steep waterfall.

~~Haunted Mansion

"GAHH" Jessie yelled as the ride began, and clung onto Joan's arm. (Sitting selection. Julie & Helen, Diana & Connie, Sophia & Brenda & Joan & Jessie)

"Wow, that's cool." Brenda raved as they pasted the head in the glass ball.

"Ok, this is starting to freak me out." Diana said as she turned her head towards Connie shoulder.

"Julie, are you... TEXTING?" Helen asked as she looked over to Julie. (a/n: USED THAT ONE TIME WE WENT TO WATCH UNBORN :D )

"To Connie?" Diana said as she looked over and saw Connie receiving a text.

"Whaaaat? You guys are TEXTING?" Sophia said surprisingly.

"WOOOOO" a ghost moaned catching TASF (minus Kimberly) of guard and they yelled with surprise.

~~SPLASH MOUNTAIN

"OMG THE DROP IS COMING." Sophia yelled as the water pushed the log boat further. (Sitting selection. Sophia, Brenda, Helen & Diana in first log, Julie Joan, Jessie & Connie in another)

"AHHHHH" Both log boats screamed as they went down.

"Lets go look at pictures" Jessie yelled as the rest of TASF (minus Kimberly) wrung their shirts, trying to dry themselves.

"NOO wait" Joan yelled and ran to the Photo area and tried to block the pictures from being viewed. But the huge display above her couldn't be hidden as it showed her, Julie, Jessie and Connie going down the fall.

(a/n: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I could picture all the face you guys would make XD )

~~Walking down Fantasyland passing...

"What's next?" Diana asked.

"TEA CU-" Helen yelled but...

"HEY ISN'T THAT KIMBERLY LAUGHING HER ASS OFF ON THE DUMBO RIDE?" Jessie yelled as TASF turn to face the ride of flying elephants.

As the ride came to an end, a laughing Kimberly got off her elephant ( Who she named Mickey number 87)...

"Having fun?" a voice asked.

"Huh?" Confused, Kimberly looked up, only to find 8 not happy ASF staring back at her.

"Where have you been?" Helen questioned

"UH well I was like... well I saw this dude, and he had balloons and...then I saw a man with candy apples... and then..." Kimberly trailed on.

(a/n: Let's skip Kimberly's endless blubbering)

"SOOOO yeahhh..." Kimberly finally finished, but by that time, TASF were too tired for it, and decided to let it slide... AGAIN...

"Waaaaait, why didn't you pick up your phone?" Diana asked, it was one of the questions still unanswered.

"Dropped it in Snow White's Wishing" Kimberly said causally as TASF walked on with their hands over their faces.

~~ TEACUPS!

"WAIT WAIT ! WHO THE HELL IS SPIN THE THING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!" Diana yelled. (sitting selection Diana Joan, and Sophia; Kimberly, Helen, and Jessie; Julie, Connie, and Brenda.)

"UHHHH JOAN!" Sophia laughed.

"OH... " Joan realized.

"FASTER HELEN" Kimberly and Jessie yelled

"Spin Spin Spin" Connie and Brenda chanted. Julie laughed as she tried to get a picture of them.

~~after 15 minutes of recovering from major dizziness

"NEXT?" Julie asked.

"We should go on the Matterhorn. The one that Brenda wanted to go on, except someone had to get wander off." Joan said reminding everyone.

"LET GO THEN" Kimberly said quickly with a nervous laugh.

~~ on the Matterhorn

"AHHHH" Jessie yelled as the ride started into the mountain cave, and TASF entered the darkness. (sitting arangemts same as TEACUPS)

"This ride's not that... AHHH" Kimberly yelled as she saw red eyes staring back at her. "OMG WHAT WAS THAT"

"WHAT! WE PAST THE FIRST YETI? DAMN, I MISSED IT" Helen yelled with despair.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Julie, Connie & Brenda yelled.

"Man, the yeti thing totally freaked me out but...

"AHHHH" Sophia Diana & Joan yelled as another pair of red eyes caught them.

"SHIIIIIIIT, THAT FRIGGIN SCARED ME" Joan yelled.

~~getting off the ride.

"AGAIN?!?!?!"Brenda asked excitingly

"NOOOOOOO" Kimberly yelled, raising both hands in protest.

"Let's take a vote, WHO'S FOR GOING AGAIN?" Helen asked as everyone except Kimberly immediately raised their hands.

"OVERRULED, LETS GO!" Diana yelled as she grabbed her cousin's hand and dragged her with the rest of TASF for the ride again.

~~ Somehow, Diana convinced everyone to go on the It's a Small World Ride (with her good negotiator skills XD )

"Someone please kill me now." Jessie yelled as the ominous song played over and over

"Those dolls... they are starting to freak me out." Sophia said as she started into their eyes.

"Hey Joan, I dare you to drink the water." Diana said.

"EW no."

~~ getting off the ride...

"AGAIN?" Diana asked, but TASF were already walking away.

~~

AFTER that TASF went on a couple of ride's again until it was almost time to go.

~~

"Wait I need to get more balloons." Kimberly yelled as she ran after a man holding the balloons.

"Joan, Go with her." Julie said knowing that Kimberly didn't have a phone.

"But I want those Mickey Mouse pretzels" Joan said as she ran after the Man pushing a Pretzel cart.

"Diana?" Julie asked "She is your cousin"

"But but but, PLUSHIES!" Diana said pointing madly to the main shops with plushies displayed in the window, and she was gone.

"Don't worry, we'll go with Diana." Sophia and Connie said as they followed Diana into the gift store.

"I Got Joan." Brenda said reassuringly as she ran after Joan. Which only left...

"YEAH YEAH I KNOW, I GOT KIMBERLY..."Helen said as she walked after Kimberly.

~~30mins later.

"Hey where's Kimberly and Helen" Diana asked as she tried to juggle the bags of toys, and etc.

"IDK..." Joan said as she took a bite of her pretzel.

"WELL, Call Helen's-" Julie started but...

"RUN RUN RUN!" Kimberly yelled as she and Helen ran towards the rest of TASF, both of them holding what seemed like 10 balloons each.

"You did not just buy all those" Sophia said with unbelief.

"No time to explain, RUN!" Kimberly yelled as she and Helen ran ahead dragging the TASF along...

Behind them...

"Hey get back here, you only payed for 5 of those, not 20. DAMN PUNKS!"

~~in the Parking LOT

"WAIT...WHERE DID WE PARK THE CAR...."

~~ 20mins later

"SEE! I told you it was in the Goofy Lot. I spent 30 minutes parking it, I should know where it is." Helen said taking out the car keys and handing the balloons to Kimberly.

"You do know that they're not all gonna fit in the car." Joan said as she got in the car first.

"Hey, I can make room for them , just get in first" Kimberly said as she loaded the rest of TASF in.

"Ok, you hold these.... and you hold these, and you hold this, and you hold this and we'll move this, and you hold this, and no wait give that to her, and you hold these, and then you hold this, and... there done" Kimberly smiled at her accomplishment. "See I told you I could make room for them."

"There's no room for you stupid." Diana said as she tried to move a balloon from her face.

"DAMN." Kimberly yelled in frustration.

"Just let some go" Connie suggested.

"No no no that's bad for the environment" Brenda said, opposing the idea.

"Wait I think theres room back there" Helen said as she looking in the back seat...

"WHAT! NOOOO, there's no room..." Joan, Diana and Sophia yelled.

And so TASF went home after a long day at Disneyland (:
Kimberly ended up lying in the back seat on Joan, Diana and Sophia's lap for the whole ride home.

(a/n: There...done... kinda rushed... but done)

Thursday, August 13, 2009

!SIDESTORY2! TASF GOES TO DISNEYLAND! (PART 2)

(a/n: oh this is gonna TAKE ME AWHILE...)

!SIDESTORY2! WE'RE FINALLY INSIDE DISNEYLAND

"Soooooo where should we go first?" Connie asked as she looked at the map of Disneyland.

"Hey did you guys-" Diana began as TASF started walking, but suddenly...

"BOO!" someone cried and jumped in front of them

"AHHHHH OMG IT'S BRENDA!" Kimberly yelled as she ran up to hug her, as did the rest of TASF (a/n: HAHAHA DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING :D )

"HAHAHAHA, hi you guys." Brenda said through the hugs.

"GAH BRENDA! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? HOW LONG ARE YOU STAYING? HOW'D YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE?" Helen asked.

"Just now, I have a few weeks off from school. So Joan and I secretly planned this." Brenda explained, not being able to hold back her grin.

"OMG LETS GO, WE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT."Diana said as she link arms with Brenda and the rest of TASF.

"OK, so where to?" Connie asked again.

"Mickey's House." Kimberly cried with enthusiasm.

"Are you kidding, that's like all the way across the park." Joan said as she was looking a the map.

"We should start at Tommorowland and see where that leads us." Julie suggested.

"Then lets go go go!" Jessi yelled and ran ahead.

~~walking down Main Street U.S.A

"LOOK MICKEY MOUSE BALLOONS! I WANT 5!" Kimberly cried as she saw the 35 year old man holding what looked like 50 Mickey mouse balloons. (a/n: i mean seriously who wouldn't want this ... their friggin' cool :D )

"If you buy them now, we're not gonna hold them for you when you get tired." Joan reminded her.

"Fine fine... but we are definitely not leaving till i get them." Kimberly said stubbornly as she continued walking with the rest of TASF.

~~Finally walking into Tommorwland.

"OK lets go on... Space Mountian." Diana said as she surveyed the area, and mostly everyone agreed.

~As TASF waited in line for the ride...

"UHHHH... I don't know about this you guys." Jessie said suddenly as they were the next group to be seated.

"NO, come on Jessie, just cause some lady died after goning on this ride, that doesn't mean you're gonna." Diana said, hoping to encourage Jessie...

"WHAT?!?" Jessie said before the gates open and the announcer's voice was heard.

"HELLO , WELCOME TO SPACE MOUNTAIN THE RIDE. PLEASE FILE INTO THE DOCKING AREA, TAKE A SEAT, AND FASTEN YOUR SEAT BEAT." The announcer said.

"Wait wait" Jessie cried.

"Just go" Joan said as she gave Jessie a push forward.

"Hey, it's okay Jessie" Brenda said as she lead Jessie to one of the seats.

"Ermm..." Jessie cried as she sat into the seat.

The rest of TASF got to their seats and buckled in. (in front was Julie & Connie, then behind them sat Helen & Kimberly, then Sophia and Diana, then Brenda and Jessie, and finally Joan by herself (her excuse: doesn't want TASF to her her scream her head off)

"Please enjoy the ride" the announcer finally finished and the ride started.

"GAh... " Jessie cried as she covered her eyes.

As the ride went through the series of sharp twists, turns, and drops in the dark, screams from the back of the group could be heard.

~~ getting off the ride.

"Oh geeze, who was the one screaming their head off" Diana asked as TASF walked out of the Space Mountain exit.

Everyone looked back at Joan and started laughing.

"Ok, so what's next?" Sophia asked.

"Autotopia! I wanna go get my driver's license" Connie yelled as she skipped towards their next destination.

"You already have a driver's license." Diana reminded her but she was already too far ahead.

~~ Driving through Autopia

"HA HA Sophia I'm going faster then you. I'm winning! " Kimberly yelled behind her.

"That's because you got in the car first!" Sophia yelled back.

"BRENDA! LOOK HOW FAST I'M GOING."Kimberly shouted to Brenda who was laughing as she drove in behind Sophia.

"Oh god Kimberly, we're all going 7 mph..." Julie said as she drove behind Brenda.

"Joan! Stop checking out the trees! Go faster!" Jessie yelled as she was right behind Joan's car.

"But it's such a nice scenery." Joan said as focused on the greenery around her instead of driving.

"Who friggin' cares! Just drive" Diana yelled from behind Jessie.

"You guys are all soooo slow." Helen yelled as she was in the front of everybody.

"You're not even driving!" They all shouted. Helen got lazy and sat with Connie in her car. (a/n: Since helen's always driving us around, i think she should have shotgun this time (: )

"FASTER CONNIE! THEY'RE GAINING ON US!" Helen yelled.

"People probably think you guys are kids the way you're all yelling." Connie said as TASF could all see the Disneyland attendants staring at them like they were 10 year olds.

~~ NEEEEXT ride.

"Ok, where off to next?" Jessie asked as the rest of TASF were carefully putting away their Autopia Driver Licenses.

"THE FINDING NEMO SUBMARINE RIDE! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO ON THAT!" Diana cried enthusiastically.

~~ Going on the ride.
"Sooo it goes underwater?COOL" Jessie said as the were again next in line to

"WHHAAAAT! What if we run out of air? What if the thing sinks, What if we all drown." Sophia and Helen started to freak out.

"Julie, aren't you freaked out?" Sophia asked. Sophia, Helen, and Julie, were the only ones who didn't know how to swim so if the Submarine sank... they'd be DOOOOMED.

"Well, I've almost drown a number of times in my life, but there's always someone to pull me up" Julie said with ease. ( a/n: OOOH! A SEMI-DIRECT QUOTE FROM JULIE )

"See Julie's not scared. Just go on" Kimberly said as the gates opened and TASF walked towards the stairs leading down to the submarine.

"COME ON, LETS GO!" Diana yelled, and pulled Sophia & Helen down the stairs.

TASF went down the stairs, took their seats, and waited for the rest of the submarine to fill up. Once filled, the ride started and began to submerge underwater.

"Oh god! " Sophia cried.

"Hey look look! That's soo cool!" Diana raved. She and the rest of TASF looked out the port holes and saw the man-made Oceanic scene.

"Woah, that is pretty, even if it's all fake." Joan said as she looked through the porthole.

As the animations from Finding Nemo began to run...

"Woah Julie, Turtles" Kimberly said as she spotted Crush& the rest of the turtles from Finding Nemo.

~~ AFTER THE RIDE.

"That was preetty cool" Sophia said as TASF exited the submarine ride.

"TOLD YOU" Diana said smugly.

"SOOOO...Where to ne-" Jessie asked but Brenda quickly interrupted.

"The Matterhorn Ride!" Brenda shouted as she pointed at the giant rocky mountain looming over them.

"Sweet, lets go." Diana said as TASF walked towards the ride.

"WAIT!" Joan yelled.

"What now woman" Diana asked.

"Where's Kimberly?" Joan asked as every looked around.

"WTF..."

"FRIGGIN' KIM!" Diana yelled.

(a/n: OMG WHERE'S KIMBERLY? Will be continued in part 3 )

Thursday, August 6, 2009

!SIDESTORY2! TASF GOES TO DISNEYLAND! (PART 1)

(A/n: I'm too lazy to start on Ch 2.... so ingule yourself in a sidestory :D )

!SIDESTORY2! TASF GETS READY & DRIVES TO DISNEYLAND!

"Hey where's the sunblock?" Helen asked frantically as she looked around the room.

"Pfffft. Like I would know." Kimberly said as she continued to watch tv.

"Hey I found it!" Sophia yelled as she gave Helen and her generous amounts of the white goo.

"Here Sunblock-up" Helen said as she threw it at Kimberly.

"What's the big deal, geeze." Kimberly complained as she dropped a bit of sunblock on her hand, but Helen slapped more then enough onto her arms.

"AW Gross." Kimberly cried as she began to rub the stuff evenly onto her legs.

"HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GET SUNBURNED? WELL DO YOU? DO YOU?" Helen yelled.

"No..." Kimberly grumbled.

:"Here you need more on your face." Helen said as she slapped more sunblock onto Kimberly's face. (in a motherly way of course :D )

"Where are the rest of them?" Sophia asked as she put a 3rd coat of sunblock on (a/n: XDDDDDDDD)

"Out picking up the tickets from a friend of Jessie's... I think his name is Crackers and he lives in the ghetto part of the city." Helen said as she tried to put more sunblock on a squirming Kimberly. "HOLD STILL."

"What the hell... Crackers? We're getting our tickets... from some guy named... Crackers...?" Sophia said with disbelief.

"From what Jessie told me... His cousin works as a Goofy and got us a 40% discount." Helen replied as she finished up with Kimberly. ( who ran off yelling 'gross I'm all sticky' )

"Oh 40% off... that's good." Sophia said as she dismissed the topic, not caring if they got their tickets from a weirdo ( Probably a crack head) as long as they paid less.

~~FEW minutes later

"Hey we got the tickets!' Jessie yelled holding the tickets up and waving them around. "And Crackers said if we want tickets to see Swan Lake the-"

"NOOOOOO...WE ARE NOT GOING BACK THERE." Julie, Joan, Connie, and Diana shouted all at once.

"Why what happened?" Sophia asked.

'Well, when we were walking down-" Jessie began.

"NO, WE AGREED WE WOULD NOT SPEAK OF WHAT HAPPENED THERE, WE TAKE IT TO OUR GRAVES!" Diana shouted as her hand covered Jessie's mouth.

Sophia, Kimberly and Helen all just shrugged. Once licoured up, Joan will spill everything, they all thought.

"Okay, hurry and lets go." Joan said impaitently.

"Hey you still need to sunblock up" Helen yelled as she steadly walked towards the remaing TASF that weren't painted in sunblock.

~~ in the car.

"Hey are we there yet Helen?" Diana complained (TASF left the aperment at 10, and now it was 10:35)

"No." Helen replied as she kept staring a the road.

~~ 10 minutes later

"Are we there yet?" Joan asked looking up from her Gossip Magazine.

"No."

~~ 15 minutes later

"Are we there yet Helen? " Kimberly asked after waking up from her nap.

"No." Helen replied as she gripped the staring wheel tighter.

~~ 5 minutes later

"Are we-" began Sophia

"I swear, if someone friggin' says 'are we there yet Helen' one more time-" Helen yelled as she looked into the rear view mirror.

"Helen, you just missed the exit." Julie interrupted.

"Oh GREAT." Helen hitting her head against the starring wheel."From now on, no one says anything until we actually see-"

"A BUGGY! PUNCH-BUGGY YELLOW!" Diana yelled, and socked the closest person to her ...Kimberly.

~~30 minutes later

"No no no, park in the Mickey lot! The Mickey Mouse parking lot!" Kimberly shouted as Helen drove into the goofy parking lot.

"Ew I don't want to be in the Mickey parking lot, lets go to the Donald Duck lot." Diana protested.

"Hey how about we-" Jessie started.

"No go into the Minnie lot, it's like all empty" Joan cut in.

"But it's so far, the Pluto lot is closer." Sophia argued.

~~30 minutes later.

"OK everyone. Remember where we parked, THE GOOFY LOT, I repeat, THE GOOFY LOT." Helen yelled.

"Ok, Ok. We get it." Diana said as she walked on ahead.

~~finally at Disneyland gates.

"Here." Diana said as she shoved brown paper sacks into everyone's arms.

"What is this?" Sophia asked.

"A sandwich, and a bottle of water." Diana said as she grabbed Joan's sack, and shoved it down her shirt.

"Okay everyone, do your best to conceal these."

"But the make me look all lumpy."Joan complained.

"Then pretend they're your boobs" Kimberly suggested.

"But..."Sophia cried.

"Do you want to spend 30 dollars on a 5 dollar sandwich?" Diana said as she shoved another sack into an unwilling Sophia

"No..." Sophia said defeated.

~~Finally Inside Disneyland...TBC...


(a/n: HAHAHA SIDESTORY 2 will be continued in part 2 cause i'm too lazy... & Ch2 for the TASF Fanfic will be continued soon idk...)

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Ch 1: We Hate Reita Part 3

A/n: The J-man's story is really quite difficult, putting me back 3 days...
I do not guarantee that any of this will make sense, i was half asleep when i wrote it...

Alright time for Ch.1 We Hate Reita part 3

!WARNING! MAJOR OOCs (OUT OF CHARACTER) MORE OOCs IN THIS PART THEN IN PARTS 1&2! THAT MEANS PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE DOING THINGS THEY NEVER DO IN REAL LIFE, JUMPING OFF OF BRIGES, DANCING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET WHILE ITS RAINING, YOU NAME IT... ITS GONNA HAPPEN.THIS IS A FANFIC, WHERE ANYTHING CRAZY HAPPENS

+ THIS CHAPPIES GONNA HAVE ALOT OF FLASHBACKS MAYBE EVEN SOME PG-13. BE MENTALLY PREPARED FOR IT. (;

As Joan closed the door, and leaned against it. Holding the letter in her hands now, Joan could have sworn she could smell Reita's cologne on it. The cologne she bought for him one Christmas.

*Flashback (The morning before Christmas Eve)*

"OMG, what is that smell, what's on fire?" Helen yelled rushing out of her room when the fire alarm went off, only to find Joan covered in flower , and holding what she assumed was a the charred remains of a cake.

"Frosting covers everything, right?" Joan said with a nervous laugh.

"Hey, didn't I tell you I would help you with this." Helen asked, as she took the "cake" and tossed it into the trash.

"Yeah, but I wanna do this myself, it is my boyfriend." Joan as she sat down.

"Hmm... well maybe you could knit him a scarf or something, I'm pretty sure Diana knows how to knit." Helen suggested as she started to clean up the flower "And don't worry about the mess I'll clean it, I know how important this is for you. So get going!" Helen yelled

~~~~

"Okay, then the second needle goes into the loop you just made, there, you just keep doing that back and forth between the two needles until its the length you want it." Diana explained as she showed Joan the steps to knit a scarf.

"Hey I think I got this." Joan replied happily at how well she was doing.

"Okay I need to go down to the 7/11, Connie's been filling in for me for the past week and it's my time to return the favor. Call me if there’s anything wrong." Diana said as she walked out of the room.

Hmm this is pretty easy, Joan thought as she continued knitting the purple scarf.

~an few hours later

"Hello, welcome to 7/11 can I help yo- Joan?" Diana said as she saw Joan rush into the store.

"Yes, help Joan. I kept doing it like you said, but now its all narrow in the middle but its wide at this end. It looks so ugly." Joan cried.

"Well erm... no it’s not that bad... Here let me see if I can fix it" Diana offered as she tried to take the needles from Joan.

"No wait, I wanna do this on my own, just tell me what to do." Joan said yanking th poor excuse for a scarf away.

"Well there’s nothing really. Best if you start over." Diana replied as looking at the scarf again.

"But it took me so all afternoon to do this and I have to give it to Reita tomorrow. I haven’t seen him in months and I only get one day with him before he has to go back to Japan. I want everything to be special." Joan cried.

"It's okay Joan, personally I think it looks fine, just give it to him. If he really cares about you, he would love anything you give him." Diana said reassuringly.

"GAHHHHH!" Joan cried in frustration and ran outside, but not before grabbing a bag of Munchies.

"Hey! It might be the holidays, but you still gotta pay for that!” Diana yelled after Joan but it was futile.

~~
That night at the TASF apartment, Joan was sitting on the living room floor staring at her pitiful scarf. What a pathetic excuse for a girlfriend am I, Joan thought.

"Joan's been moping around the apartment since this afternoon." Sophia said awkwardly to the rest of TASF who were all hiding in Helen, Kimberly, Jessie and Sophia's room. Too scared to face Joan's wrath.

"Hey Jessie, try to get Joan to go with us to the mall" Diana suggested.

One by one, all of TASF came out into the living room.

"Hey Joan, you wanna come with us to the Mall? I heard from a friend, who heard from a friend, who heard from some dude in an alley that there gonna be giving out free cookies at midnight." Jessie said trying to cheer the obviously depressed Joan up.

"I don't know." Joan replied as she picked up the end of the scarf, only to let it fall to the ground.

"Hey I forgot, they would also be giving out free pretzels." Jessie added, knowing what the word pretzels meant to Joan.

"Really, well no point in letting them go to waste, let’s go!" Joan replied with a small smile.

~~

As she wondered through the department stores which were almost empty since everyone was out in line for free cookies.( TASF had already gotten their cookies/pretzels, but went back for seconds, thirds, fourths who cares...its free)

Taking Julie's advice, Joan wondered around the department store to see if there was anything she could get Reita, to make her present look less pitiful. As she walked into the perfume department, she couldn't take the overwhelming aroma's. But as she walked away, a certain smell caught her attention. She wandered around until she found an odd looking bottle with the title Unforgettable (a/n: Yes I now what your all thinking... WTF...a cologne named unforgettable!!! What are you think diana!.... * Smacks my forehead with disappointment.)

The smell from the certain cologne was different. It was crisp, and refreshing.

"Hmmm I wonder if Reita would like this. Is it alright for a girl to buy cologne for a guy? Wait what am I say I'm the one talking out loud to myself. GAHH! I'm so weird" Joan said as he shook her head and decided to put the bottle back on the shelf, but then a hand grabbed it before Joan let it go.

"Didn't I always tell you I like it when you're weird." said the stranger against Joan's ear.

That voice, so familiar it, could it be ...Reita? Joan thought, but she was to scared to turn around. She didn't want to be disappointed if it wasn't him and she was just getting high of the perfumes.

"Well aren't you gonna turn around? Haven't you missed me?" The voice continued, it was soft, yet seductive at the same time. Just like Reita's... Joan thought

"I'm afraid." Joan replied weakly, still refusing to turn around. She missed Reita, it had been three months since she'd seen him. And even if this was an hallucination, Joan wanted to spend it with Reita for all it was worth. Even if it wasn't real.

"Afriad? Of what?" Reita asked.

"That if I turn around right now, you'd be gone. You, this whole conversation, would be a fake, an hallucination." Joan replied.

"Oh, so you're questioning my existents? Are you saying I'm not real? ...Well if this is all just you acting crazy, then maybe I should do something totally insane then." Reita said with a chuckle.

"Wha-"Joan began but Reita's hand let go of the cologne bottle and pulled Joan into him for a kiss. (a/n: WTF RIGHT? your face must be O.o)

This kiss. It's got to be Reita, Joan thought as she opened her eyes.

"Well was that real enough for you." Reita asked when he pulled back with a smirk on his face.

"AHHHH! Reita, it's really you." Joan cried as she jumped into his arms, almost knocking him over.

"Yeah, I came back early, I couldn't leave my girl alone on Christmas. "Reita said laughing as he hugged Joan back.

"Wait how did you know I was here?" Joan said as she suddenly pulled back.

"I was walking to your apartment, when I overheard some guy in an alley talking about free cookies and pretzels at the mall... I thought Joan's gotta be there" Reita said with a smile.

~~

"Hey did you guy try the white macadamia nut cookies? They're the best!" Kimberly raved as she skipped ahead of the rest of TASF.

"Guys, we still need to find Joan, you should have seen how sad she looked when her scarf turn out wrong." Diana reminded them.

"Maybe she's at the-" Connie started.

"Hey guys look." Helen cried pointing frantically towards the perfume department.

TASF looked and saw Joan and surprisingly Reita at the register buy some sort of cologne that came in it's own designer bag.

"Stop gawking you guys, you look like a bunch of weirdoes..." Julie said standing a good 4 feet away from the rest of TASF.

"Hey, whoever ate the most free cookies today has to drive to the gas station and pay for gas." Helen yelled as TASF started walking towards the car

"WHAT!" Kimberly said, her mouth full of cookies as everyone else cracked up.

*END FLASHBACK*

Joan smiled as she remembered Reita's face when she finally gave him the scarf.

*MINI FLASHBACK*

"Flight 178 to Tokyo, Japan, ready for boarding." the announcement echoed throughout the terminal. Joan cringed at the sound and grabbed onto Reita's hand. Reita, having felt the emotional change in Joan, gave her hand a reassuring squeeze.

"Hey, its okay. I promise I'll be back in a few more months." Reita said as he lifted their intertwined hands and gave it a quick peck.

Joan turned around to face him and just stared, the bag in her other hand started to feel heavy. Funny, cause there was nothing in there, only a pathetic purple scarf. Yes, Joan still hadn't given Reita the gift yet. Even after they were sitting under the stars on Christmas, and as Reita played for Joan the song he wrote for her. She still didn't have the guts to give Reita the scarf, saying that the cologne was all she got him.

"Last call for Flight 178 to Tokyo, Japan." the announcement echoed throughout the terminal again, this time Reita let go of Joan's hand, but instead pulled her into a surprising hug.

"I'm gonna miss you Joan, promise me you won't fall for some other guy that can play the bass." Reita said with a laugh, but somehow Joan knew he was dead serious.
But for some reason, Joan's didn't hug him back. After a few seconds of awkward silence, Reita slowly let go of Joan and gave her another quick peck on the cheek.

"See you in a few months." He said with a sad smile, and started to walk into the terminal gates.

But before he went in, something caught around his neck, something purple. Confused, he turn around to find a blushing Joan holding the ends of the scarf around his neck.

"ReitailoveyouandI'mgonnamissyoulikecrazyandIhopeyoulikethisscarfimadeyou!" Joan yelled so quickly, she wasn't sure Reita heard her until a smile appeared on his face.

"I lov-" but before Reita could finish, Joan took the ends of the scarf and wrapped it around his mouth, and gave him a push towards the terminal gates, and started waving goodbye like mad, tears threating to overflow.

Reita pulled the scarf down and yelled. "Don't worry Joan, I promise you, I'll be back in 4 months, tops."

*END MINI FLASKBACK*

But that was a year ago. She should have know better then believe him. She should have stopped crying the day he told her he wasn't coming back, for 2 years. But she didn't. No, she cried like a fool.

*ANOTHER FLASHBACK? NOFRIGGIN'WAY!*

"OMG, THAT BITCH DID NOT JUST DO THAT!" Kimberly yelled at the tv.

TASF was sitting in the living room, watching Korean Dramas, like any other Friday night.

"Use your indoor voice, stupid." Diana said as she smacked the back of her cousin's head.

"THIS IS MY INDOOR VOICE!" Kimberly continued yelling.

"Hey shut up for a second, I think that's either the phone ringing or my eardrums ring from your insane yelling." Helen said as she walked to the apartment phone.

"Hello TASF apartment... Oh...Okay hold on let me get her." Helen said into the receiver.

"Joan, it’s for you.” Helen said as she handed the phone to Joan and mouthed 'REITA' to the rest of TASF( who all mouthed 'OHHHHHHH')

"Hello... Hey Reita." Joan said coolly.

"Well I think imma go to out for some coffee, how about you guys." Helen said casually.

"Yeah let’s go." Everyone agreed and put on their jackets and left.

~convo with Reita

"Are you okay?" Joan asked quickly with concern, dropping her cool tone after everyone left.

"Yeah I'm fine." Reita said

"Oh, okay, I was just worried, the last time you called you said and I quote ' Hey Joan, I just called too tell you everything's fine, the bands doing great. And oh, I broke my leg during one of the concerts, but its okay’." Joan said with a soft laugh.

"Yeah, I remember. You really freaked out on the phone." Reita said and Joan heard him try to hide his laughter.

"Hey, shut up, I was really worried... So what’s up? Hey they just opened a really cute couples only amusement park a few minutes away from here, I was hoping we could go together, you know, when you come back. And there's this-" Joan continued but...

"Joan wait, I have something to tell you." Reita said his voice suddenly serious.

"Really? What is it?" Joan asked, adding a nervous laugh.

"I probably won't be able to see you for awhile..."Reita said

""W-what do you mean for a while; I thought you were coming back next week.” Joan said, her voice growing frantic.

"The Band, we're..we're going on a world tour next month, so we're gonna be busy... alot... And we won't be back for a year and half." Reita continued.

"A-a year and h-half?" Joan replied dumbly, she could feel the tears starting to collect.

"I know this is alot for you but I wanna be some one great, someone you can brag to all your friends about, someone that's gonna be able to support you in the future. I mean come on, remember what your parents said when you introduced me to them... who would really want a no-good, jobless, pathetic excuse for a man like me" he said with a sad laugh.

"I do." Joan cried out and finally stopped holding the tears." Do you really think I'm that shallow? That I would really care if you were rich and had fame? What part of 'I love you' did you not get? Or did you not even believe it when I told you?" she practically yelled through the tears.

”Of course I believed you. Do you think I wanna leave you? Do you know how many nights I lay in bed wondering if some guy is sweeping you off your feet? I get so worked up that I want to get on the first plane outta Japan just to see you. But no, I have too much hope for a better future with you that I stay and work even harder, so that when I do go back to you, I know that I can give youo anything you will ever want or need. I'm doing this all for you." Reita said with such passion it scared Joan.

"All for me? Thats funny, cause I never remembered you asking me what I wanted. And if you didn't know already, I just want you, Suzuki Akira, not some High Class Rocker that I probably won't even recognize in 2 years. And don’t give me that shit that people don’t change; I am afiard to think what time apart will do to us. So if you think you going away for almost 2 years is what I really want, then go ahead and do it." Joan cried angrily into the phone before slamming down.

It only was when Joan was home alone a few days later and went online and saw an update on Reita's band's blog.

The Gazette World Tour Begins!

"So he really did it." Joan said miserably, she thought before she finally broke down.

It was an hour later before the rest of TASF came home to find their friend tossing out every Gazette CD she had in to the trash with tears streaming down her face. Then she lit a match and dropped it into the bin, they watched as the flames engulfed the plastic cases. (but we all know she didn't trash all of them ~sneaky sneaky Joan~ )

*END FLASHBACK*

She smiled sadly at the memories and looked down at the letter. She instantly noticed the penmanship was definitely Reita's. His writing was always too pretty for a guy (she would often make fun of him for that). And with shaking hands she slowly opened the letter, one of many that she always refused to read, too afraid of what would be reveled if she read it.

When she finally opened it, she was surprised it was just one piece of paper. It wasn't pages and pages of sincere apologies and neither was it just three words (‘let’s break up'). No, it was something so unexpected...

Joan,

Are you doing well?
I'm not doing well.
I miss you.

-Reita


Joan's heart clenched in pain. How could she do this to him? Put him through so much pain. Put herself through so much pain? How could they both be so stupid? She thought. Her not being able to have trust in his decisions, Him not knowing what she really wanted.

No I needed to tell him how I feel, tell him i'm sorry and reassure him, that I still loved him, Joan thought as she frantically searched her room for a pen and paper.

Reita,

I'm not doing well.
I miss you.
I sorry.
I love you.

-Joan

Joan quickly caped the pen as she folded the letter and put it in an envelope quickly sealed letter and the wrote the return address from Reita's last letter and...

Wait I need stamps, Joan thought as she ransacked the room for stamps. After half an hour, she ran out into the apartment living room.

"I need stamps!" Joan yelled

"HERE!" all of TASF shouted as they held up stamps for Joan to use.

They already anticipated this, Joan thought and she smile, they new along what would happen.

~~a week later (in Nepal)...

"Mail for Reita." The Gazette Manager yelled into the hotel room.

"What is it? More panties from crazy fan? I don't want it, you can have them." Reita thought miserably as he ran his hands over a tattered purple scarf.

"It’s from a Joan" The manager said reading the tiny writing.

"What? Here, give me it," Reita said, quickly grabbed at the letter, and opened it. As he read it, a smile appeared on his face.

"Well?" the manager asked.

"Well what? Hurry, and get the rest of the guys up. We got a show to do." Reita yelled.

~at the show...
Wait for me Joan, Reita thought as he strummed his bass, and looked into the crowd of screaming fans in Nepal, because all this is worthless if your not in my arms when I get back to you.

(A/n: oh geeeze it's like 6:10 in the morning, and i started at 1:30... what kind of ending is that ? FRIGGIN' EPIK FAIL RIGHT? Everything was so rushed! but i wanted to get it over with fast...like pulling a band-aid off.)

Saturday, August 1, 2009

!SIDE STORY! TASF Goes Karaoking O:

A/n: Okay its a side story. It's got nothing to do with the ch.1 and is insignificant, but it'll keep you entertained until ch1 part 3 is done (:

TASF goes Karaoking!

"Oh god, how did Kimberly convince us to go karaoking?" Sophia complained as TASF walked through the entrance of their rented karaoke room.

"What's up with this weird lighting? What's that weird smell in here. Did you order drinks yet?"Sophia continued as she fell onto a near by couch.

"Hey its not all bad, look they have songs by Do as Infinity." Diana said as she flipped through the song book.

"Uh? Really? Where? I wanna karaoke. Gimme." Sophia cried as she ran up to Joan who was holding a mic.

"Okay so what do you guys wanna drink? I'm getting a bottle of soju." Julie asked as she flipped through the drink menu.

"Oh count me in." Connie said as she leaned over and looked at the menu.

"Me too." yelled Kimberly as she snatched the song book from Diana.

"Strawberry Daiquiri for me." Joan said.

"Mango Cocktail, Mango Cocktail, Mango Cocktail." Sophia said repeatedly into the microphone.

"Coke and Rum, and for our underage friends over here, how about a nice milkshake, hmmm? how does that sound?" Diana laughed as she patted both Helen and Jessie on the head.

"Very funny." Helen said as she whacked Diana's hand away."I'll have caramel latte."

"Coffee? This late into the night Helen?" Joan asked.

"Well of course, someone's gotta drive you bums home when you're all drunk off your asses." Helen said folding her arms.

"Awwwww, you know we love you Helen." Kimberly said as she gave Helen a hug.

"Yeah yeah... play some Super Junior." Helen demanded.

"Ginger ale for me," Jessie pipped in.

"Got it."Julie said as she wrote down the last order, and left the room to go order the drinks.

TASF continued to talk among themselves until the drinks came. After every old enough was liquored up, the horror began.

"Hey thought we were gonna play * takes a drink* my song," Kimberly said.

"Since I'm oldest, I decided we play a Big Bang song." Diana said as she and Connie high-fived.

"I vote Super junior!" Helen shouted and both her and Julie smiled at each other.

"Hey, I dragged us out for this in the first place, DBSK FTW!" Kimberly said downing another cup of soju.

"Ah, but you all forget who as the mic." Sophia said with a smirk, holding up the microphone in triumph.

"DAMN." TASF cursed.

"HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HA." Laughed Sophia in between drinks.

And so TASF played Sophia's song first, then Diana's, then Helen's.... then so forth.

a/n: Do I really need to describe Drunk Asian Singing? XD

~ 2 hours later...

"La LA Laaaa*hiccup* Laaa... I want yooooooou *hiccup* and your beauuuuuuuuuuuutiful soooo*hiccup*oooooooooul" Joan sang into the mic.

"Yeah! *hiccup* Go Joan!" Diana cheered half lying on the couch.

"Okay, i think it's time to go, come one." Helen and Jessie said as they dragged Kimberly and Sophia of the couch.

"But I want sing more *hiccup* more *hiccup* more." chanted Kimberly.

"Yeah, yeah i *hiccup* sing good." cried Sophia.

"Yes yes, you all sing great and we'd love to hear you sing more, but it's time to go." Helen said her voice laced with sarcasm, but everyone except Jessie (who gave up on Kimberly and Sophia, and went over and tried to pry the mic out of Joan's hand...who kept shouting beautiful soul) was too drunk to tell.

"Okay, o*hiccup*kay lets go." Diana said as she tried to stand up and wake the sleeping Julie and Connie up at the same time, with little success.

~an hour later

"Oh man, I can't wait till we're old enough to drink" Helen said as she stopped at a red light. She turned around and looked in the back seat, only to find that all the drunk bums were fast asleep.

"Hell yeah, then they'll have to take care of our drunk asses." Jessie said with enthusiasm.

"Yep." Helen said with a smile. "But for now we have our own ways to get back at them." and as the light turn green and Helen drove them home, an evil smile appeared on her face. Tomorrow morning will be fun.

A/n: First of many side stories (: