Ch.1: We Hate Reita Part 1

It was around four in the afternoon when Diana walked through the apartment living room, a huge stack of mail in her hand. She had just gotten of her shift at the 7/11, and decided to stop by the apartment to see if her latest Doreamon plushies she ordered online arrived yet. Sadly, they did not.

"Gah, nothing but junk..." she sigh as she shuffled through the rest of the mail.
"Hey Kimberly, latest issue of Boy's Love just came in the mail" she yelled out to a seemingly empty apartment, and almost immediately; a blur rushed out of the room Kimberly, Helen, Sophia, Jessie shared.

"Gimme, gimme, gimme." Kimberly cried as she snatched the magazine from her cousin's hand,

"Yesssss. Finally. I've been waiting all month for this."

"Doesn't it come out every month... hey, did you skip class again," Diana said with little interest as she looked through the rest of the mail.

"No, I didn't skip today. My English professor's kid had like a seizure or something, and class was canceled, probably for the rest of the week," Kimberly replied as she flipped through the magazine, oooohing every 5 seconds at the boy on boy scenes.

"Mmmmhmmm... shit"

"What?" Kimberly said not looking up from her beloved BL mag.

"A letter... from Reita."

"No way, I can't believe that fucking jerk even has the balls to write to her." Kimberly said looking up instantly.

"Well, he did."

Both cousins look at each other.

"H-here, y-you give it to her" Diana said quickly as she shoved it into her cousin's hands.

"W-what!?Why me?! You know what she'll do to the messenger!? You do it, you're older! You've lived your life, I still have so much to experience" Kimberly said terrifyingly.

"O-okay, lets solve this like mature adults" Diana said.

"Rock, paper scissors?" Kimberly said smiling.

"You know it."

"Okay. Rock, paper, scissors..."

Result:
Diana/Kimberly
rock/rock
paper/paper
paper/paper

"Best six-out-of-nine," cried Kimberly

An hour later...

"...and so I said, 'Dude, either order something or get the hell outta here' ...long story short, he left with five caramel lattes and three croissant sandwiches." Helen said as she opened the door to the apartment and walked in.

"Oh gosh Helen" Julie said with a smile as she, Connie, Jessie, and Sophia followed Helen into their apartment, only to find Diana and Kimberly on the floor, engaged in a serious game of rock, paper, scissors.

"Hey you guys. So what's a stake this time?" Helen asked as she and the rest of them stared at the amusing site.

After yet another tied game, the Vo cousins both turned and pointed to the letter left on the table.

"That!" they both said in unison.

"What is it? More coupons for free curly fries from Jack in the Box?" asked Sophia with amusement as she remembered what the last rock, paper, scissors battle was for.

Everyone other than the Vo cousins crowded around the table, and gasped.

"Shit."

A/n: So why do we hate Reita? What did he do? Who will be the martyr, and face Joan?
Tune in next time for the continuation of Ch.1 We Hate Reita

*please ignore the grammar errors... I haven't really paid attention in English class since the 7th grade.