!SIDESTORY2! TASF GOES TO DISNEYLAND! (PART 1)

(A/n: I'm too lazy to start on Ch 2.... so ingule yourself in a sidestory :D )

!SIDESTORY2! TASF GETS READY & DRIVES TO DISNEYLAND!

"Hey where's the sunblock?" Helen asked frantically as she looked around the room.

"Pfffft. Like I would know." Kimberly said as she continued to watch tv.

"Hey I found it!" Sophia yelled as she gave Helen and her generous amounts of the white goo.

"Here Sunblock-up" Helen said as she threw it at Kimberly.

"What's the big deal, geeze." Kimberly complained as she dropped a bit of sunblock on her hand, but Helen slapped more then enough onto her arms.

"AW Gross." Kimberly cried as she began to rub the stuff evenly onto her legs.

"HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GET SUNBURNED? WELL DO YOU? DO YOU?" Helen yelled.

"No..." Kimberly grumbled.

:"Here you need more on your face." Helen said as she slapped more sunblock onto Kimberly's face. (in a motherly way of course :D )

"Where are the rest of them?" Sophia asked as she put a 3rd coat of sunblock on (a/n: XDDDDDDDD)

"Out picking up the tickets from a friend of Jessie's... I think his name is Crackers and he lives in the ghetto part of the city." Helen said as she tried to put more sunblock on a squirming Kimberly. "HOLD STILL."

"What the hell... Crackers? We're getting our tickets... from some guy named... Crackers...?" Sophia said with disbelief.

"From what Jessie told me... His cousin works as a Goofy and got us a 40% discount." Helen replied as she finished up with Kimberly. ( who ran off yelling 'gross I'm all sticky' )

"Oh 40% off... that's good." Sophia said as she dismissed the topic, not caring if they got their tickets from a weirdo ( Probably a crack head) as long as they paid less.

~~FEW minutes later

"Hey we got the tickets!' Jessie yelled holding the tickets up and waving them around. "And Crackers said if we want tickets to see Swan Lake the-"

"NOOOOOO...WE ARE NOT GOING BACK THERE." Julie, Joan, Connie, and Diana shouted all at once.

"Why what happened?" Sophia asked.

'Well, when we were walking down-" Jessie began.

"NO, WE AGREED WE WOULD NOT SPEAK OF WHAT HAPPENED THERE, WE TAKE IT TO OUR GRAVES!" Diana shouted as her hand covered Jessie's mouth.

Sophia, Kimberly and Helen all just shrugged. Once licoured up, Joan will spill everything, they all thought.

"Okay, hurry and lets go." Joan said impaitently.

"Hey you still need to sunblock up" Helen yelled as she steadly walked towards the remaing TASF that weren't painted in sunblock.

~~ in the car.

"Hey are we there yet Helen?" Diana complained (TASF left the aperment at 10, and now it was 10:35)

"No." Helen replied as she kept staring a the road.

~~ 10 minutes later

"Are we there yet?" Joan asked looking up from her Gossip Magazine.

"No."

~~ 15 minutes later

"Are we there yet Helen? " Kimberly asked after waking up from her nap.

"No." Helen replied as she gripped the staring wheel tighter.

~~ 5 minutes later

"Are we-" began Sophia

"I swear, if someone friggin' says 'are we there yet Helen' one more time-" Helen yelled as she looked into the rear view mirror.

"Helen, you just missed the exit." Julie interrupted.

"Oh GREAT." Helen hitting her head against the starring wheel."From now on, no one says anything until we actually see-"

"A BUGGY! PUNCH-BUGGY YELLOW!" Diana yelled, and socked the closest person to her ...Kimberly.

~~30 minutes later

"No no no, park in the Mickey lot! The Mickey Mouse parking lot!" Kimberly shouted as Helen drove into the goofy parking lot.

"Ew I don't want to be in the Mickey parking lot, lets go to the Donald Duck lot." Diana protested.

"Hey how about we-" Jessie started.

"No go into the Minnie lot, it's like all empty" Joan cut in.

"But it's so far, the Pluto lot is closer." Sophia argued.

~~30 minutes later.

"OK everyone. Remember where we parked, THE GOOFY LOT, I repeat, THE GOOFY LOT." Helen yelled.

"Ok, Ok. We get it." Diana said as she walked on ahead.

~~finally at Disneyland gates.

"Here." Diana said as she shoved brown paper sacks into everyone's arms.

"What is this?" Sophia asked.

"A sandwich, and a bottle of water." Diana said as she grabbed Joan's sack, and shoved it down her shirt.

"Okay everyone, do your best to conceal these."

"But the make me look all lumpy."Joan complained.

"Then pretend they're your boobs" Kimberly suggested.

"But..."Sophia cried.

"Do you want to spend 30 dollars on a 5 dollar sandwich?" Diana said as she shoved another sack into an unwilling Sophia

"No..." Sophia said defeated.

~~Finally Inside Disneyland...TBC...


(a/n: HAHAHA SIDESTORY 2 will be continued in part 2 cause i'm too lazy... & Ch2 for the TASF Fanfic will be continued soon idk...)