!SIDESTORY3! TASF GOES GROCERY SHOPPING AT AN ASIAN SUPERSTORE PART 2

(A/N: WELL, 2009 is gonna end in a few more hours, i might as well update the 3rd sidestory... happy new years you guys before it ends. (i apologize for the lack to newyears & christmas FFs you might have been looking forward too... ))

!SIDESTORY3! TASF GOES GROCERY SHOPPING AT AN ASIAN SUPERSTORE PART 2

"GOD DAMN IT" Helen yelled as yet another middle aged Asian woman sped into an open parking space.

---5minutes of driving around the parking lot 4 times---

"OH look, a bum. He's probably Mexican" Sophia thought out loud as she stared bored-ly out the car window.

"What did you say Sophia?" Connie said as she turned Sophia's way.

"Huh, oh nooooothing..." Sophia mumbled. (a/n: Sophia & her racist side XD )

---5 more mins later---

"Oh geeze, where's Joan?" Julie asked, checking her phone for the 5th time. TASF sent Joan out to scout for a parking spot, and told her to call them when she found one.

"OH OH OH I see her!" Jessie pointed out the window childishly.

"Well of course, who can miss that red-brown-orangey head of hair!" Diana said matter-of-factly.

"Hurry Helen." Connie yelled from the back

"Ok, ok" Helen said as she put the car in reverse and used her godly driving skills (A/n: PUFAAAHAHAHAHAHAH SUUUURE) and did some kind of U-TURN.

----lets just say we got to find a parking spot all in one piece-----

"Hey Joan, get another shopping cart." Diana yelled as she pushed a cart ahead with Connie, Julie & Sophia in tow.

"Hey, let me get in-" Kimberly said as she tried to climb into the cart that Joan chose.

"The cart's for food, not bums like you" Helen yelled as she steered Joan's cart away.

(A/N: when shopping for groceries, TASF divide themselves into two groups (group one: JUNK FOOD, SNACKS,& STRAWBERRIES) (group two: THE REST OF THE CRAP)
GROUP 1: Joan, Jessie, Helen, Kimberly >>OBVIOUSLY
GROUP 2: Julie, Connie, Diana, & Sophia)

LETS FOLLOW GROUP 1:

"OOOOOOO, this chips are goood" Jessie raved as she tossed another bag of chips into the cart.

"Hurry up you guysers, i wanna get to the drink section, there's a new flavor of-" Helen said as she pushed the cart, but she was interrupted by...

"AHHH" Kimberly yelled as she toss an arm full of chips (FAMILY SIZE) in to the cart right after Jessie, which made the cart already half full... and they hadn't even hit the candy & soda section yet...

"Oh, and the Munchies." Joan said as she tossed a bag of the variety snack into the cart.

"Are those the Hot Cheetos ones?" Kimberly suddenly asked as she turned around.

"Yeeah"

"GAH, DON'T LET THEM TOUCH MY CHIPS" Kimberly yelled as she ran to the cart and used her sleeve covered hand to pick up the munchies bag and moved it to the top of the cart.

TIME FOR GROUP 2:

"Okay, so that checks off the meat, and bread." Connie said as Julie brought back the sliced bread & Diana with the meat (ground meat, chicken breast etc.) "Did we already get the..."

"Got it." Diana replied before Connie could finish.

"Where's Sophia?" Julie asked as she took over steering the cart.

"I think she wondered off into the Japanese cuisine section" Connie replied. "I think there was some curry she wanted...idk"

"No, she already hit that, here's the curry" Diana said as she held up the box of instant curry. "5 dollars shes in detergent/cleaning utensil section."

"You're on" Connie replied. (A/N: but we know Diana's gonna win , remember that game of thirteen? LOL )

---of course Sophia was in the detergent/cleaning sprays/bleach aisle---

"Here, we're gonna need this" Sophia said as she lugged a gallon of bleach with 'NEW IMPROVED FORMULA' onto the cart.

"Don't we already have bleach at the apartment?" Connie questioned as she looked at the price tag.

"YEAH, But someone had to spill red punch on the living room carpet." Sophia said accusingly. "And I can't get it off with the regular bleach."

"Hey, I said I was sorry plus it was Kimberly's fault. I wouldn't have spill it if she had given me the remote." Diana replied in her defense.

"Well, I think we're done." Julie said as she reviewed the shopping list.

"And just in time too. Helen texted me, the others are already at the check out line." Connie said.

--check out line----

"Hey, that lines way shorter." Joan said as she used her height to her advantage and looked over the tops of peoples heads.

"Isn't that the express lane? For ten items or less?" Kimberly questioned.

"OOOOOOH, never mind."

"OKAY. It's time to decide who's paying for the food this time." Connie said.

"OKAY, LETS GO, BLACK AND WHITE!" Diana shouted.

-----------through the world of FF magic, we fast forward to the end---------------------

IN THE END, IT WAS...HELEN AND JULIE (a/n:but they just got their pay checks in the morning, so its all good :D

*lets not reveal the total cost of food, for Helen and Julie's sake... we don't want them keeling over at their computer desks...*

----back at TASF APARTMENT-----

"Well. That was tiring" Connie said as she helped carry in some of the groceries.

"Yeah, and why does it seem like there's more groceries then usual?" Sophia asked as she too carried in some bags.

"OH I don't know, maybe the fact that as soon was we got back to the apartment, someone had to complained of major back pains." Helen said in an obviously loud voice...( a/n: *breaks out the caps* DAMN IT, I HATE IT WHEN HELEN DOES THAT, NOW TSL THINKS I'M A STALKER... DAMN YOU HELEN.)

"Hey, what do you expect? I'm old, i play the 'i am older than you card'. " Diana said as she unlocked the door to the apartment.

"Yeah, yeah you've been playing that card since we were kids. I hate that card." Kimberly grummbled.

"Just open the door already." Julie said impatiently, the heavy bags of soda, milk, and juice were really starting to get her cranky.

--------fast forward to after we finish putting away the food--------

"WHERES THE BLEACH? I HAVE TO GET THAT STAIN OUT" (a/n: LOL, WE KNOW WHO THAT IS XD )

(A/N: SHORT RIGHT? * NERVOUS LAUGH*)